There’s nothing like some Twitter fun on a Friday afternoon. #50ShadesOfGreen, which provides an hilarious energy-efficient slant on Fifty Shades of Grey started by nPower (@npowerhq) and subsequently picked up (if not hijacked) by Friends of the Earth (@wwwfoecouk) is generating a lot of giggles here at Aspectus Towers.

Our top five faves so far are:

From Trillion Fund (@TrillionFund): Her inner goddess squealed at the sight of his towering erection. He wiped his hands and admired the new wind turbine #50shadesofgreen

From South Down Solar (@SouthDownsSolar): “Let me give it to you” he said “I want to feed you now I’ve installed the modules on top of you” so she applied for #FiTs #50shadesofgreen

From Friends of the Earth (@wwwfoecouk): He’s soooo demanding – now he wants me to switch from @npowerhq to @Ecotricity or @Good_Energy to get clean energy! #50shadesofgreen #getCBE

From nPower (@npowerhq): Pushing open the bathroom door he growls “You’ve disobeyed me, I’ve told u to take showers not baths. (@npowerhq): He takes my hand. “Hold here and twist it” he growls. “You see, it’s not hard to put in an energy efficient light bulb.” #50ShadesOfGreen

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